thinks that lingerie is for GG's only.. or the TV who lets a cigarette burn a deep hole on a brand new table or sits on a window sill to pose for a picture and leaves deep high-heel scratches on a brand new wall. . Yes, I'm sure they noticed all these things and more, but they were the perfect ladies and did not say any- thing or to give any indication that they had noticed

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But back to the TV's themselves it's always nice to see old friends again..some have gained weight, others have lost some.. most of them have improved their make-up technique, we certainly learn through practice'.'. ..and there's always the usual exchange of news..have you heard from Jessica? It seems that everybody got a Christmas card from the gal who's now living in foreign lands..and we are pretty sure she misses this crowd.. where she is, the climate (socially speaking) is not conducive to frequent displays of the girl within. And what about Lee? (Cover girl in' TVia #15) It seems that Lee has been abstaining lately says she doesn't miss dressing too much..has exchang- ed skirts for a motorcycle..although at nightime, night- ies still win out over pajamas.. We also hear that Anit- a is behaving..some say that she has not indulged in months..could someone check on this for sure?

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of course there is the matter of recent pictures. TV's collect them like mad (most of them I guess)... and I've yet to see a TV party without a constant flas- hing of bulbs all over the place...

Did anyone say that women are great gossipers? I guess TV's reaffirm that concept. we certainly love to gossip.. the trouble with gossip is that the original story, as it passes from mouth to mouth, becomes a bit distorted.. and one distortion is added to another.. un- til the story assumes the proportions of a sensational event.. for instance, if a TV should be seen at Dr. Benjamin's office, his reputation as a normal human being is shot to pieces.. his presence there immediately suggests hormone treatments.. the treatments are imme- diatly thought to be a preliminary step towards Casa- blanca..and before the TV realizes what's happened, he'll get a letter from some distant town sweetly in- quiring "when is the trip"? .. Woe to the TV who shou-

should become friendly with some gay impersonators..

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